Selfish. Impatient. A little insecure. Makes mistakes. Out of control. At times hard to handle. Not exactly characteristics you'd expect to describe one of the most sought after and idolized women of all time. Not only that, but that's exactly how she described herself. Add witty to her list of characteristics, because she also mused that "if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." You were the total package, Marilyn.